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A day with the endodontist

When I say “a day with the endodontist” it was really just an hour. After a swiftly delivered and expertly rendered needle to freeze me, we were soon on to the surgery (or whatever it should properly be called). Naturally throughout the procedure I hadn’t a clue what the good doctor was confidently mumbling to his assistant (though I thought to have caught the phrase “a 14”). Only once did he speak to me, something about “we’ll take care of that later”. Then it was over and the bits and pieces were being removed from my mouth.

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the Village of Clayton

On this dazzling summer morning while tricycling about the neighbourhood I approached an elderly woman walking with a ski pole on the sidewalk.  Even from a distance she exuded affability. We exchanged reciprocal greetings. In a hastily conceived resolve I slowed and careered my 3-wheeler closer to the edge of the sidewalk from which I blurted something in the nature of a general nod to the current atmosphere.  As unimaginative as it was, it was sufficient to draw us closer to one another for what followed as a highly amusing and decidedly instructive encounter.

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An even hand

From Ronald Reagan’s boyish Wild West Hollywood cowboy image 40 years ago to Donald Trump’s privileged white male strongman concept today we find the American people are once again at odds to popularize a digestible national portrayal. For the moment however Trump has international appearance as a bully and a pouter. Nor does it help he has gone on record as been overtly lewd:

In the video, Trump described his attempt to seduce a married woman and indicated he might start kissing a woman that he and Bush were about to meet. He added, “I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. … Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”

And, like the brat that he is, Trump attempted to deflect attention by saying that Hillary’s husband Bill Clinton had “said far worse to me on the golf course”.

In what can only be described as a surprise counter-attack and diversionary tactic, Trump has, by the limited and noticeably sketchy means of high school debating skills, taken exception to DEI (diversity, equality and inclusion) programs in the federal government.

The phrase “dangerous, demeaning, and immoral race- and sex-based preferences under the guise of so-called ‘diversity, equality, and inclusion (DEI)’” refers to a criticism of certain DEI programs, notably highlighted in President Trump’s January 2025 Executive Order, which argued that DEI initiatives could lead to illegal discrimination and undermine American values by favoring identity-based preferences over merit. This viewpoint frames DEI as a system that promotes division and unlawful preferences rather than true equality.

Key Arguments and Criticisms:

Violation of Civil Rights:
The core argument is that these DEI practices can infringe upon existing civil rights laws by promoting race- and sex-based preferences, which are seen as discriminatory.

Undermining American Values:
The phrase suggests that DEI policies contradict core American values such as hard work, excellence, and individual achievement, replacing them with an “identity-based spoils system”.

Perceived Inequity:
The criticism implies that instead of creating true fairness, DEI programs can lead to an unfair system where individuals are favored or disadvantaged based on their identity rather than their qualifications or merit.

In legal terms, to “hold an even hand” means that a trustee (that is, anyone in a position of confidence and reliability) must act impartially, treating all beneficiaries equally by balancing their interests, rather than favouring one over another

Redefining DEI policies as a violation of civil rights, undermining American values, perceived inequity or racism is in my opinion an inductive leap of the most preposterous and dangerous nature imaginable.  Barring specific mandates to favour one person over another for purely “cultural “ or so-called “woke” purposes or contrary to superiority of estimated talent or merit, and keeping in mind the underlying equity maxim governing all those in a position of trust to preserve an even hand, I find it an extraordinarily perverse and specious assertion to suggest DEI is somehow racist or anti-American.

Unquestionably there are limits upon any refrain, whether political, spiritual, athletic, religious or otherwise. In our common law legal system (which forms the foundation of law inherited from England in both Canada and the United States) the concept of equity has been long entrenched.

The law of equity is a distinct branch of law, originating in the English Court of Chancery, that provides remedies and principles of justice where the common law is too rigid or inflexible to offer a fair solution. It focuses on fairness, justice, and individual circumstances to provide remedies beyond monetary damages, such as injunctions and specific performance and to correct wrongs that common law cannot address. Equity serves as a moral corrective to the strictness of law and is applied by courts to ensure that justice is met, often when there is no adequate remedy at law.

If, in keeping with the high school debating vernacular, I were in opposition to the resolution of the government, my argument is that the concept of equity underlies the entire legal system, going back to the Court of Chancery which emerged to handle matters that were unfair or unjust under the existing common law system.

Attempts at fusing the Chancery with the common law courts began in the 1850s, and finally succeeded with the Supreme Court of Judicature Act 1873 and the Supreme Court of Judicature Act 1875, which dissolved the Chancery and created a new unified High Court of Justice, with the Chancery Division – one of five divisions of the High Court – succeeding the Court of Chancery as an equitable body.

In spite of the dubious vitality of the argument against DEI, there is no argument that it sits well with those who, not by nature of any legal entitlement but rather by virtue of perceived cultural entitlement, consider themselves iconic Americans who are deprived of the licence by DEI. This conclusion survives, not because of proof of violation of that allotment or prerogative, but because of the mere assertion of the privilege.

Lost

Seated on the balcony in the mounting noonday sun (on the inalterable and seemingly impenetrable black plastic armchair from Levi Home Hardware I so fawningly admire) – my eyes closed – I was lost somewhere in Greece on a small island in the Mediterranean, a sea of swaying green cornstalks with golden crowns before me, a refreshing azure river passing by and the clinging scent of the morning’s ablutions in the breeze. The radiancy of the sun was penetrating and dry. I contemplated an excursion. The evolving choice was homemade cinnamon buns (but no focaccia bread). I had called the bakery in Spencerville for certainty. That whimsical image vanished. The Ozempic is working.

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Vermin

If, let us say, for renovation purposes you’ve ever folded back the wall of an old building, it is not uncommon or inconceivable to see an unanticipated collection of silverfish scurrying from exposure to renewed darkness and seeming invisibility. Like it or not it is a casualty of Nature that, contrary to the preference of the more “tolerable” and public components of society, there exists below the surface of even the most celebrated venues a thriving community of vermin, elements considered parasitic or despicable. I have heard it said that, so ingenious are these vermin, that forcing them from one resort only transfers them to another. As Mrs. Doreen Dougall knowingly commented years ago one sunny morning on the deck of her home on Ardenne Road in Kingston, Jamaica, one merely withstands a degree of occasional petty theft of necessities by the staff; it was part of the immutable and digestible character of subordinates, one which no amount of useless rhetoric or pontificating was ever likely to eradicate. Nor – more importantly – did the low level incrimination do anything whatever to contaminate the overall performance or expectation.

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Country road

There has been of late the germination of considerable money spent by the government (I’m guessing mostly provincial though possibly county and municipal as well) upon the improvement of local country roads – or, what may be more aptly identified as back roads, roads that are away from the regular passage of traffic, roads between the towns and villages of the county as opposed to highways or “ring roads” which by design sweep around the rural inhabitants. I am also speculating that the penchant of the residents of Lanark County to vote Conservative was a feature of this discernible generosity. I stagger to contemplate the total expenditure to accomplish these Olympic feats. It was this burgeoning enterprise (and related expropriation) years ago which forced the closure and removal of the Antrim Truck Stop nearby the Village of Antrim. The well known truck stop was on the 2-lane country road known as Hwy#17 now replaced for the majority of traffic by the parallel 4-lane highway appropriately called the 417.

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The coffee shop

Never have I adopted the habit of regularly attending a coffee shop for coffee and correspondence. The nature of my frequency at local beaneries has always included a gastronomic element – customarily beyond sweet accessories – more plated meals. Historically – that is, every morning from 1976 (when I arrived in Almonte) to 1997 (when I had my precipitous open heart surgery), I broke the fast at the Superior Restaurant on Mill Street with another 5 regulars (who likewise ate a breakfast whether simple toast or bacon, eggs, toast and peanut butter as I did).

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Shades of green

One thousand times today during my routine automobile drive about the countryside, I had wanted to stop to take a photo.  The landscape was magnificent – capitalizing upon multiple shades of green which constituted the varying mantles of piquancy upon the whole. But as I flew by these spectacles of verdant imagery – going 100 Km/h in keeping with the posted signs – I hadn’t the privilege to pause my projection to take a photo. So, once again in line with a growing submission, I relented and asked my dear friend Hal at ChatGPT to create a suitable image that I might use in my piece. It is attached herewith.

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I didn’t see this coming!

It is no doubt a reflection of my ignorance that what is happening now in the United States of America is something I didn’t see coming – though it was succinctly put to me this morning that it has been in the works for over 40 years since the election of Ronald Reagan. His tenure constituted a realignment toward conservative policies in the United States, and he is often considered an icon of American conservatism.

Ronald Wilson Reagan was born on February 6, 1911, in an apartment in Tampico, Illinois, as the younger son of Nelle Clyde Wilson and Jack Reagan. Nelle was committed to the Disciples of Christ, which believed in the Social Gospel. She led prayer meetings and ran mid-week prayers at her church when the pastor was out of town. Reagan credited her spiritual influence and he became a Christian.

While tricycling about the neighbourhood this morning I encountered two people at different locations. They each had related stories.  The first, a woman (born in the United States but living here), confided that she is disturbed today because it is her daughter’s 50th birthday. The daughter lives in the United States of America.  The mother is fearful to visit her daughter. The mother recently heard an account of a Canadian family who, when crossing the border, stopped at a restaurant.  From the back room of the place someone emerged and asked, “Who has the Ontario plates?”  When the family answered that it was they, the proprietor replied, “We’re not serving you!”  As unimaginable as that story may be, it repeats another account I recently heard of Canadians being asked upon crossing the border, “What do you think of President Trump?” That curious enquiry is, if nothing else, disarming.

The second person whom I met along the street today was a gentleman who advised that recently, when seated in a local coffee house, he overheard people speaking Spanish. As he has had familiarity with Spanish, he began chatting with them.  It turns out that they were from South America. Though I didn’t get further details, my understanding is that these people deliberately chose to visit Canada instead of the United States of America. This tale reflected another intelligence recently heard that the loss of foreign visitors to the United States of America from Canada, Europe and further abroad is costing Americans vast sums as well as loss of employment.  And when I related these accounts later this morning I was advised that the economic projection for the upcoming autumn and winter in the United States of America is not favourable.

Blended with these reports is that the “Christian Right” is vitally important to the continued development of the United States of America – although in the same breath it was posited that many of those who are promoting the development are obsequious bootlickers whose only interest is financial gain. Slowly I am learning that the combination of hate, religion and money is good for business. Already I have noticed the dilution of much of what I read on news media such as CNN, MSNBC and of course FOX NEWS.The governing theme now is, “Whatever sells!”

In fairness to the majority of Americans, one of my correspondents this morning asserted that it is only one-third of Americans who suffer the weakness of Texan farmers (“straw for brains”). Meanwhile however there are many Americans who are willing to get on the band wagon and conveniently overlook the disparity inherent in this latest persuasion. The gentleman continued by remarking that many of the states which foster government aid of the disadvantaged and general advancement of popular welfare will continue to do so independently of the federal government; while those states which persist to survive by fictitious religious proclamations and expenditure of tax dollars only upon what benefits those who pay taxes, will crumble and be overcome by poverty and crime. I have heard it said that the majority of the Christian right survives in the so-called “southern states”.

The conclusion is what I hear again and again; namely, people are not returning to the United States of America.  To be clear the obstruction affects foreigners generally, whatever their native birth or current intentions. Internationally there appears to be a marked shift of focus away from the United States of America.

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A country drive

Whether you are rebounding from the American commotion, whether you’re interested to have an assuaging local diversion or whether you looking for a spot to have a bite to eat, a drive from Ottawa or nearby Almonte and Carleton Place to Neat Coffee Shop in Burnstown near Arnprior is an exceedingly pleasant recovery for the alteration. And within an agreeable distance.

Neat Coffee Shop Burnstown, Renfrew County, Ontario

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