How to tell you’re an adult:

•You gain 30lbs overnight
•You’d rather sleep than go out
• Everything hurts
•Comfort comes before style
•You have a favorite spatula
•Everything feels like a chore
•College students look like 12yr olds
•You’re always annoyed

Thinking like an adult is initially demanding. There is unquestionably a noticeable transition from the vaporous teenage ambit to the more defined adulthood. Eventually the casual, pragmatic, common sense vernacular of age takes over. We finally remove ourselves from the drudgery of perceived propriety; adopting instead an expedient resolution to everything.