I have encountered a paradox. It’s not an enigma or a puzzle. It is more a frustration, a seemingly inexorable contradiction or an uncommon incongruity. Today the weather, with its ideal temperatures, light breeze, azure sky and endless variety of small white clouds, is of unparalleled absorption. Normally nothing but deliberate misadventure would challenge the perception. It is a most lovely day. As generously of late there have been a lot to compare. It thus displeases me to comment in any way unfavourably about today’s trifling episodes which have so irritatingly infected the rhapsodic account. Yet were it not for the parade of annoying features which have interrupted and plagued me from the moment I awoke this morning and retreated from the lair, I would instead wax enthusiastically upon the glimmering river beneath the brilliant dome.