We were the first at the golf club this morning for the opening of the patio. On arrival we chatted briefly with Chef Wendy and her assistant. We shared their undisguised enthusiasm for this unostentatious but nonetheless noteworthy recovery from the pandemic lockdown. The catharsis – the relief – was instant when seated at table upon the patio overlooking the greens. Things were at last getting back to normal! A gentleman passed our table and uttered, “Nice to see people gathering again!”
Caps of this type were introduced during the first quarter of the 19th century as cheap and practical workwear for sailors and factory workers in Europe. These were particularly popular in Russia, especially among the urban Jewish community, and later gained the nickname fiddler cap due to their use by Topol as Tevye the Milkman in the film adaptation of Fiddler on the Roof.
The mariner’s theme isn’t long insinuating a bawdy element which historically survives in nautical allusions. I wasn’t however prepared for the epiphany which arose from what I thought at first was a casual FaceTime conversation with my erstwhile undergraduate college, Michael Tweedie (now an acting judge of the Superior Court of Justice in addition to being a published author of civil procedure and liability law). With the aid of Michael’s medieval subconscious, the locker-room smut of sailors getting “blown off shore” acquired an entirely new and quite unpredicted dimension.
This afternoon I spoke on the telephone with a young girl in the kitchen at the Mississippi Golf Club. Beginning this coming Friday the outdoor patio is open for business! This constitutes the first capital social news we’ve had in some time. I cannot imagine a summer without the golf club for breakfast or lunch. The fairways have been open for some time already; but the absence of socializing, eating and drinking is Anathema to a golf club no matter how devoted the members may be to the game per se.
The rude and primitive material of daily life is but a rough-hewn rendition of the sophisticated and classy expositions which so often follow from ignorance with education. That is, we generally improve with time. But we mustn’t ignore the raw material whence it derived. Nor specifically overlook the gritty side of humanity. The earthiness need not be vulgar; perhaps just innocent.
I knew when I awoke from my groggy sleep at 6:00 am this morning that I would linger in bed at most for another hour. My Protestant ethic had percolated and overtaken. Clocks to be wound; habits to be performed; cleansing and purification to attend. In fact it was pushing 7:30 am when I drew back the drapes and announced my ascent. We prepared ourselves for bicycling and were soon on the road. An early Sunday morning. Hot and humid already! Glorious summer weather!
Today is June 5th, what feels to be the true start of summer balminess! It is the first time I’ve worn only a golf shirt (without a sweater) when bicycling. The humidity is palpable; and the expected high is 28°C. The Farmer’s Market was happening today – a Saturday morning ritual in the summer. People were not out in droves on the Ottawa Valley pathway but we passed two or three gaggles of walkers (some with dogs) and we were overtaken by at least four solo cyclists and one swarm of what looked to be amateur racing enthusiasts all wearing exotically coloured synthetics, clustered tightly together like gnats seemingly unaware of anyone else.
This morning – a Friday – we set off rather earlier than usual and somewhat aggressively upon the completion of a routine shopping agenda. It was strictly a so-called “grocery shopping” which means the necessities not a search for new retail acquisitions such as the latest iPhone, Apple Watch, MacBook Pro or iPad. We clearly had it in our heads that getting to the grocery store (Guido Patrice’s Your Independent Grocer) early in the morning meant beating the rush whatever and whenever that might be. To our credit we did however first insist upon going for our constitutional 5 km bicycle ride about the neighbourhood before succumbing to the grocery cart. There were already a number of dog walkers and other cyclists upon the periphery.
I travel the Appleton Side Road regularly, almost once a day, unfailingly. It is my preferred road in and out of Almonte when I exercise my car-washing ceremony in Stittsville. It occurred to me upon leaving Almonte today that I have a number of recollections arising from places along the Appleton Side Road between Almonte and the Village of Appleton where I have many times turned off the Appleton Side Road into the Village towards the Mississippi Golf Club. It is no coincidence that it was in the summer of 1976 that I met with Messrs. Galligan & Sheffield, Barristers &c. at the golf club over dinner to initiate my employment with them in Almonte.
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