Author Archives: L. G. William Chapman, B.A., LL.B.

About L. G. William Chapman, B.A., LL.B.

Past President, Mississippi Masonic Hall Inc.; Past Master (by demit) of Mississippi Lodge No. 147, A.F. and A.M., G.R.C. (in Ontario) Chartered by the Grand Lodge of Canada July 20, 1861; Don, Devonshire House, University of Toronto, Toronto, Ontario; Juris Doctor, Dalhousie Law School, Halifax, Nova Scotia; Bachelor of Arts (Philosophy), Glendon Hall, York University, Toronto, Ontario; Old Boy (House Captain, Regimental Sgt. Major, Prefect and Head Boy), St. Andrew's College, Aurora, Ontario.

Riverboat punting

A punt is a flat-bottomed boat with a square-cut bow designed for use in small rivers and shallow water.

Punting is boating in a punt; the punter propels the punt by pushing against the river bed with a pole. Punts were originally built as cargo boats and as platforms for fowling and for fishing, such as angling; whereas now punting is boating for pleasure.

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Dinner in the country

The enthusiasm which precedes a dinner invitation from my erstwhile physician at his country estate in the nearby Village of Ashton is palpable. We accelerated and amplified the avidity by first having collected another of the dinner guests to accompany us to the rural resort. On the drive there we shared animated tales and reminders of past spirited events together. We were however not the only long-standing friends of the family in attendance. As I remarked at one point throughout the evening as we dined in the inexpressible summer ambience, a number of us have in the past dined together as far abroad as Rome, Sardegna, Montepulciano, Siesta Key and of course at our own residence in the Town of Almonte and also at private dinner parties in public venues in the city.

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Financial traits

Salut, Daniel!

Thank-you for your email, good to hear from you as always.

I sent that particular blog – “Old Hat” – to a number of my closer friends and acquaintances whom I wished to inform of our present travel plans as we shift from the usual simple Florida menu for the winter to new possibilities. I hadn’t anticipated that the blog would excite such interest in my personal profligacy! Re-opening my historical manoeuvres has unwittingly characterized me as a schemer!

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Buyer Beware!

Over the space of the last 75 years (my entire life) I have owned 25-acres of vacant rural land, a small residential house in an old part of Town, a large residential house in a new part of Town,  a condominium and parking space in a trendy urban area and a designated heritage building with four units (two residential, two commercial). Though I’ve owned more real estate and had more headaches for doing so than most people I know, I am seldom if ever asked my opinion on the subject of real estate investment. If I were asked, my unadulterated thesis is this:  rent; don’t buy.

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War chest

For years I have been reading the history of England. In the process I’ve learned there is more than one book entitled the history of England. For example the latest tome I’m reading is by Thomas Babington Macaulay (1800 – 1859), “The History of England, from the Accession of James II”, five volumes of 1,000 pages each. The number of other independent authors addressing the same overall subject is too numerous to mention. Some have a parenthetical allusion to a particular reign of monarch; while one at least by Thomas Frederick Tout (1855 – 1929) is unqualified (though it covers England’s medieval period or Middle Ages in the 1200s).  Another dwells primarily upon the era of the Magna Carta during the same period. There is even the History of England in Verse (1876); or, if you prefer, the Oxford History of Britain.

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Old hat

Really there is little that surpasses the excellence of a balmy summer breeze! Such is the atmosphere today.  After having spent a lifetime not having to bear deprivation, I am currently adapting myself to today’s economic reality. My erstwhile extravagance was predominantly the product of the lines of credit of every chartered bank of the Dominion of Canada (with an immodest measure of succour from the mortgage securities).

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August 1st, 2023

The start of a new month such as today on Tuesday, August 1st is in this instance notably more distinguishable not for its date at the beginning of the month (and all that that entails for those of you inclined to rejuvenation and purgatory) but rather for the uncommonly cool weather we’re having. Naturally I hesitate to utter the word autumnal. But admittedly the thought had raced across my mind.

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The restorative drive

By serendipitous misfortune Petro-Canada gas stations (where I have for decades purchased automobile fuel and car washes) have lately suffered seemingly insurmountable technical obstacles related to the management and performance of their gas pumps and drive-through car washes.  Though I have only tried my Petro-Canada gas card and car wash card at three separate stations (all with complimentary failure), the alleged Internet scam appears to be universal for Petro-Canada.

My patience with my historic provider ended this morning when confronting yet another impediment which the franchisees were unable to perfect except by handing me a free car wash code each time I trouble myself to get out of the car and stand in line at the interior counter to inquire about the on-going status.

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Sunday solemnity

It was an effort to get out of bed this morning. I kept tossing from side to side anticipating the impending duty of performance. It is His Lordship’s 70th birthday today.  Accordingly I felt a degree of revelry were not inappropriate. I had been awake for what felt like hours already. I kept mulling over in my mind the commission I had to put my feet on the floorboards before nine o’clock (by which time I figured I’d be able fully to address the celebratory exigencies of the day).  As it turned out, following my impenetrable dosing, it was closer to ten o’clock before I threw back the duvet and thus effectively declared myself among the living. Now, hours later, after having accomplished morning ablutions, enjoyed a BBQ sausage luncheon on the picnic table beside Almonte Butcher (with Ivy, Jericho and their dad), having reeled in my erstwhile physician from his personal medical remedy to join us momentarly at the trough, and finally having routinely gone to Stittsville to have the car washed (and afterwards while there to investigate the new Halo Car Wash including getting a free introductory car wash), I have as usual resorted to my mahogany desk in the ‘drawing room to seek the predictable stimulus of the upriver view beneath the stormy and ever-changing atmosphere.

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