Preposterous doesn’t begin to describe Four Points by Sheraton hotel on Fairforest Road in Spartanburg, South Carolina. Our first clue developed when approaching the massive concrete construct which was reportedly built (or refurbished) for opening in July, 2022. It is located nearby the Sheriff’s offices and a Community Services building, historically an unlikely and moderately off-putting proximity for a putatively high-end business. Overall the situs of the hotel is remote and hidden, a suitable introduction and small compliment to what proved to be a surreal and other-worldly experience. Its planetary entertainment value did nothing to enhance our stay.