“It isn’t the first time I’ve fallen off my bike!”, I cheerfully exclaimed from the ground as a young woman approached to ask if I were Okay. Seemingly I was of the opinion that the frequency of my bicycle accidents somehow diluted the embarrassment of struggling to remove my right leg from the bicycle which had collapsed onto the ground, throwing me onto the sidewalk. And all this commotion while merely stopped – in the middle of town in the middle of the morning at the most prominent intersection directly across from the Town Hall – to press the button to activate the pedestrian crosswalk. I had lost my balance. I augmented my mortification by continuing my effort to remove my right leg from within the central crossbar of the bicycle. Meanwhile the curious woman babbled on about my having to rest and other matters about which I lost the thread. Finally I succeeded to put myself upright and to ask the woman to elevate the downed bicycle to my awaiting grasp.