On the 5th day of June, 2022 I awoke to a splendid summer day. When I say “awoke” it was not abrupt. Last evening we lingered unrestrained in our leather lounge chairs before the television watching exotic cooking shows until approaching 2:00 am and finally relented but only hesitantly. Then I swear the first hour in bed I twisted back and forth side-to-side attempting to accommodate uncontrollable leg cramps and sudden nervous explosions. It wasn’t until 5:00 am that I first recovered from the ensuing tranquility and took my customary handful of early morning pills. They as usual proved sufficient to subdue my carcass for another period of sleep which today shamefully extended until nearly eleven o’clock when as I say, I awoke to a splendid summer day.