Author Archives: L. G. William Chapman, B.A., LL.B.

About L. G. William Chapman, B.A., LL.B.

Past President, Mississippi Masonic Hall Inc.; Past Master (by demit) of Mississippi Lodge No. 147, A.F. and A.M., G.R.C. (in Ontario) Chartered by the Grand Lodge of Canada July 20, 1861; Don, Devonshire House, University of Toronto, Toronto, Ontario; Juris Doctor, Dalhousie Law School, Halifax, Nova Scotia; Bachelor of Arts (Philosophy), Glendon Hall, York University, Toronto, Ontario; Old Boy (House Captain, Regimental Sgt. Major, Prefect and Head Boy), St. Andrew's College, Aurora, Ontario.

Gilles Cousineau

Oh as I was young and easy in the mercy of his means,
Time held me green and dying
Though I sang in my chains like the sea.

Fern Hill by Dylan Thomas

We were both in bed when the telephone rang.  I keep my phone on the nightstand by the bed. It wasn’t my phone.  Denis awoke.  I said, “Your phone is ringing!”  He unravelled the bedclothes, struggled to collect the phone and mutely answered.  Gilles was dead.  Scott was on his way to the hospital to say his last goodbye.  Apparently Gilles’ pneumonia combined with a stomach upset to hasten his end.

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Semper Eadem

We began our trip to the grocery store this morning with the gusto you’d expect of white water rafters on a Saturday morning. Though today is a Friday, it marked the first time of late I have moved from the apartment, nay even my bed.  Several days ago I was suddenly racked by a cold which immobilized me. Grâce à modern chemicals I slept for unusually long periods and managed to expel from my lungs, nasal passages and throat whatever contamination had afflicted me. Although I wasn’t positive this morning that I had fully recovered, I was intent upon making an effort to return to normal.  My abbreviated hiatus from normalcy had bored me to tears! I had to do something of the daily round to discover whether I had relapsed beyond repair.

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Taking it easy

Being retired from profitable employment and residing for the winter on a southern barrier island along the North Atlantic Ocean wouldn’t normally qualify as exertion. Yet I have discovered even from this moil there is the occasional need to take it easy. Unfortunately for me I never have the foresight to predict the want of plain sailing. Instead I behave like a tumbler whose acrobatic talent depends upon sustaining repeated motion. Eventually however I go for a tumble of another order, exhaustion overtakes, sometimes leading to a cascade of apprehension and comprehension. Putting on the brakes isn’t what I willingly accept.  Nor will I say I am determined to “get on my horse and ride off in all directions” but I strangely equate deliverance with productivity. This explains for example why I have never adopted the habit of watching television (though I confess the Seinfeld and Will and Grace series have in later life entertained me fully).

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Cause for adventure

Chapter XII, p. 192

“A minute account of what passed in one district at this time has come down to us, and well illustrates the general state of the kingdom. The south-western part of Kerry is now well known as the most beautiful tract in the British isles. The mountains, the glens, the capes stretching far into the Atlantic, the crags on which the eagles build, the rivulets brawling down rocky passes, the lakes overhung by groves in which the wild deer find covert, attract every summer crowds of wanderers sated with the business and the pleasures of great cities. The beauties of that country are indeed too often hidden in the mist and rain which the west wind brings up from a boundless ocean. But, on the rare days when the sun shines out in all his glory, the landscape has a freshness and a warmth of colouring seldom found in our latitude. The myrtle loves the soil. The arbutus thrives better than even on the sunny shore of Calabria, The turf is of livelier hue than elsewhere: the hills glow with a richer purple: the varnish of the holly and ivy is more glossy; and berries of a brighter red peep through foliage of a brighter green. But during the greater part of the seventeenth century, this paradise was as little known to the civilised world as Spitzbergen or Greenland. If ever it was mentioned, it was mentioned as a horrible desert, a chaos of bogs, thickets, and precipices, where the she wolf still littered, and where some half naked savages, who could not speak a word of English, made themselves burrows in the mud, and lived on roots and sour milk.”

The History of England, from the Accession of James II — Volume 3
Thomas Babington Macaulay

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Feeling ill

I have a cold.  All the usual symptoms – running nose, watery eyes, dry cough, generally feeling wretched.  I went to bed early last evening and slept passably well throughout the night.  When I chanced to awaken as is my custom around 7:00 am I decided it were best to get up and get moving. Before heading to the car wash (which opens at 8:00 am) I went shopping at Publix (which opens at 7:00 am) for the groceries I required. Although the store is located next to Walgreens (which is open 24 hours) I took the chance there would be stock cold medicine at Publix.  And there was.  I got Mucinex and NyQuil. I really have no idea which of them works if at all. I am in that respect a confessed slave to television advertisements.

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Tipping

In the mundane universe where one is regularly involved with people serving you – car wash lackeys, grocery store clerks, bicycle shop repairmen, desk clerks, medical clinic assistants and to a lesser extent retail staff generally – the matter of tipping sometimes arises. I am not here addressing those situations in which tipping is  “understood” or expected such as in restaurants for servers or in hotels for bellhops or masseuses. Rather I speak of the low-level service industries in which tipping is not anticipated or presumed on either side of the transaction; or where the acquaintance is so hurried that the possibility of stopping along the way to extend a handout is awkward.

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By the pool – “the narcissism of small differences”, Ernest Crawley

The pool is not my preferred stopping place.  It has the advantage of a chaise longue to defeat the perceived inconvenience of laying on the white sandy beach.  And there’s a restroom nearby. Otherwise I would rather linger by the Ocean. But today I needed to escape the routine of pedalling to give my decomposing knees a rest. Cycling about 15 kms almost every day has its consequence. Turns out the cool water in the pool may have done some good.  Not the least of which may include an assault upon the neuropathy. As for the rest, I am tingling from the sunshine. I’ll likely have a stronger, more uncomfortable reaction later in the day.

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Foggy day on Hilton Head Island

Though I hadn’t  necessity to do so this morning – for there was nothing on our agenda until 11:00 am when Sea Shack opens for service – I nonetheless ritually ejected myself from the incomparably comfortable lair precisely at 7:04 am. My Protestant work ethic runs deep. Nor will I bore my dear reader – or perhaps more significantly embarrass myself – to recount what further ceremony I performed at eight o’clock when another cherished service opened for its customers. Then after the consumption of an awakening plate of sliced green apple (and a handful of OTC pills – the legitimacy of which I ascribe primarily to its uncertain sense of efficacy) – we collected our bicycles from the rack and headed for Sea Shack, our preferred beanery for quality fare conveniently served to us at an outdoor picnic table.

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Blustery day on Hilton Head Island

Lately we’ve been indulged day upon day with such fine weather that this morning I was unable to bemoan the cool air and the grey skies. I did however recover my gusto commensurately when I read that the wind today was almost directly from the east at 24 km/h which bodes well for hightailing it along the beach from Coligny Beach Park to Sea Pines Beach Club.  That is precisely what I ended doing after breakfast and dithering on my computer, unwittingly affording an adequate window for the high tide at 10:00 am to descend reasonably before launching the sailing adventure.

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Divertissement

We had a record outing this morning.  Up at six o’clock sharp.  Seated at table at Palmetto Bay Sunrise Café around 7:00 am. Consumption of avocado toast (each of us), shrimp and spinach Benedict (for His Lordship) and protein combination of eggs, bacon, sausage and cheese (for me) accomplished before eight o’clock. Then groceries and back home shortly after 9:00 am! Whew!  Oh, and a car wash too!

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