It is with scuples that I relate what has transpired throughout our lives since six o’clock this morning. On the one hand, the facts are there, austere but true. There is no deceit attached to any particle of the chronicle which follows. On the other hand, there are sometimes things about which one should not chatter (as I confess I am wont to do). But sparsity of thought and words is not a character for which I am rightfully known. And rather pretend I can wittingly change the tide of either myself or history, I prefer to cling to what I have instinctively enacted in the hopes at least of avoiding any derivative clamour which might otherwise arise upon the rendition of an adulterated version (howsoever it may have been inspired by propitious social delicacy).