Latest breaking news* from FOGS NEWS Hosts Jussed Watturd and Dame Peeino:

Tired of the spew of sewage from the latest golden toilet on rat infested Fifth Avenue? Consider the all new Grander Older Potty (GOP) complete with genuine Old West saloon style swinging doors so they look the same whether you’re coming or going (no one has to know your business). Gone are the days of having to deal with the masses going up and down elevators; the all new GOP is set in the open air far from the contaminated public where in privacy without having to worry about the annoying sounds of wind or smell of content you can secretly conduct your affairs in the ambiance of real men just the way God Almighty intended.

The all new Grander Older Potty (GOP) comes with solid oak doors and matching seats. No more slippery golden seats. And instead of paper towels there are brand spanking new sheets of the Washington Post or genuine country dried leaf bags at your disposal.

In the all new GOP you needn’t worry about being separated from like minded men. The all new Grander Older Potty is built to accommodate multiple evacuations of similar ilk.  And don’t be alarmed at the possibility of women using the men’s GOP. Every entrance is protected by an official gun-slinging Sheriff to protect your right to privacy and integrity without exposure to the vulgar truth.  In the all new Grander Older Party (GOP) it’s back to the days when men were men and you didn’t have to worry about being caught with your pants down.

Like the former GOP each newer Grander Older Potty  is entirely collapsible and mobile allowing for easy shifting and relocation, whether from Dump Tower or Mar-Go-Aloto.  And no need to concern yourself with having to wash your hands of anything. The all new GOP is bacteria free; every moment of shiftless encounter is immediately purified of any lingering contamination so no one will know where you sat or stand. The all new Grander Older Potty is designed with your mind in mind. The public has no business knowing your business! Remember our motto: “Nothin’!”

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